|me at home:||i've been wearing the same jeans and band shirt for the last three weeks but it still smells alright so i'll keep wearing it|
|me going away:||I NEED ONE SHIRT FOR EACH DAY AND EXTRA IN CASE IT GETS DIRTY AND THE SAME AMOUNT OF JEANS AND SOCKS ACTUALLY NO I'LL NEED EXTRA SOCKS IN CASE IT FLOODS AND DOUBLE THE UNDERWEAR IN CASE OF DISASTER AND ONE NICE OUTFIT IN CASE I GET INVITED TO TEA WITH THE QUEEN|
My brother came home from school today speaking in the lowest most gravelly voice he could at 12 years old.
So I asked him “who died and made you Batman?”
He looked up at me and took a second before once again speaking in the voice. He said, “my parents.”